The Artist formerly known as Red All E-Z Guy

Ben Taub Psych Ward Escapee

2008-05-11T11:53:00.003-05:00

Many of us are under the impression that Pink Guru Gal has been MIA as she's been reconnecting with her roots in SE Asia.... not true. Shortly after resigning from her job, Pink cracked. The many years of dating geriatrics and being the less dominant half of the "Chelly" finally took it's toll. Pink was involuntarily admitted to the psych ward at Ben Taub in Houston. She(Pink) recently escaped the hospitalization. Although she has yet to be captured, she has been spotted(and photographed) in various locations in the Houston vicinity including Yellow parties and the swimming pool(see below) at the Houstonian Spa and Resort. Please call authorities if you have any information.

Lots of Flakes

2007-10-21T17:07:00.001-05:00

Raid on Houston Sex Spas, Pink Guru Gal... Update

2007-10-11T12:30:00.000-05:00

A few months ago, Red All E-Z reported on the raid of a number of Houston "Sex" Spas. To all of our disappointment, it was uncovered that Pink Guru Gal was moonlighting at a certain spa located on I-10 east catering to truckers. She was secretly photographed serving a number of roles in the operation from negotiator, to custodial services employee, to actually performing "special" massage for clients(mainly truckers). The bad publicity forced Pink Guru Gal to seek out a number of plastic surgeons in Houston to alter her appearance and identity. The procedures were long and costly but are being regarded by the surgeons as highly successful.

Here are before and after photographs...

Another point of interest - Pink Guru Gal has apparently signed a deal with Vivid Video of Van Nuys, CA to star in 10 high budget pornographic movies.

Sad State of Affairs for Pink Guru Gal

2007-10-08T21:36:00.000-05:00

I hate to say I told you so but people just don't like to listen. I'd like to bring together two previous thoughts/posts - STDs and Pink Guru Gal's adventure racing date. Throw in a little alcohol and you've got trouble. Red All E-Z was unfortunate enough to stumble across remains of the encounter, while riding, shortly after the tryst ended. Booze + random romp in the bushes near Memorial Park + broken condom = trouble for Pink Guru Gal. Pink, off to the free clinic. Sad state of affairs.

+ +

= TROUBLE

Adventure Racing Date

2007-09-23T21:34:00.000-05:00

Now that Pinkgurugal has completed Ironman Wisconsin, dating has resumed. Dinner and a movie, no. Drinks and dancing, no. Pink is no ordinary girl so no ordinary date would suffice. An adventure racing date at Memorial Park was the ticket. Red All E-Z was fortunate enough to snap a few pics of the Monday morning encounter. Here is Pink's date warming his legs up before their bike ride. Ahh... love is in the air.

STDs

2007-09-18T21:48:00.000-05:00

STDs are rising at alarming rate in Houston and it's up to you to take the precautions necessary to make sure you and your partners don't fall victim. Having multiple sex partners dramatically increases your chance of STD contraction.

Left untreated, STDs can cause unsightly damage to the genitalia and surrounding areas. Redness and swelling are sure signs that an untreated disease has spread.

Regular gynocological exams can help curtail the spread of most venereal disease. Ladies, be sure to have regular checkups, including pap smears, frequently.

Int'l Lesbianism Symbol

2007-09-10T07:59:00.000-05:00

The year is now 2007 and Red All E-Z supports numerous alternative lifestyles including lesbianism. Melissa Ethridge, Ellen, Rosie(yuck),etc... famous lesbians that have paved the way for all others. See the international symbol for lesbianism below. I believe the "M" stands for munch.

Red All E-Z hits pavement

2007-09-09T15:21:00.000-05:00

An SPD clip malfunction caused All E-Z to hit the pavement during the Sugar Cycles club ride yesterday morning. Fortunately, my many years of riding experience and cat-like reflexes prevented serious injury. Thanks to all for the cards, flowers, and well wishes. Be safe out there.

Raid On Houston "Sex" Spas Nets 25 Arrests

2007-08-28T10:03:00.000-05:00

Raid On Houston "Sex" Spas Nets 25 Arrests

HOUSTON -- Twenty-five people were arrested Thursday when local and federal officials raided and shut down 17 Houston-area spas following a six-month prostitution ring investigation. "They're actually just prostitution houses. They're brothels," HPD Vice Squad Capt. Steven Jett told Local 2. Police and federal customs officers took the female employees in for questioning. They believe many of them are immigrants brought to the states solely to perform as sex slaves.

Hidden camera photo: Spa employee striking deal with customer

Hidden camera photo: Employee sanitizes rub down room

Hidden camera photo: Device used during "special" massage

The Flavor of Sweat

2007-08-28T09:32:00.000-05:00

Flavor Flav is best know for his reality TV show entitled The Flavor of Love. It was also he and rapper Chuck D that formed the militant rap duo Public Enemy. "Flav" is now a multi-sport athlete and is tearing up the amature tri circuit. He sports his trademark white hat and white glasses. He is also a big fan of white tights. You'll recognize him not only by his choice of white garb, but also his uber-bling gold Specialized bike. Fight the Power!

HCSO

2007-08-27T11:09:00.000-05:00

Harris County Sheriff’s Office Interpersonal Violence Division Sex Crimes Offender Registration The unit currently has approximately 2,500 sex offenders in their database. They register and monitor approximately 1,000 to 1,300 sex offenders who live in the unincorporated parts of Harris County. They are also monitored under different levels of supervision, i.e. probation or parole, depending on their criminal charges. Please call if you have any information regarding the offender pictured below.

PinkGuruGal - The Softer Side

2007-08-27T10:13:00.001-05:00

PinkGuru is a great friend and a dedicated athlete. We all know her as a swim, bike, run kind of girl. But, she also has a softer side and is a true romantic. She is however, a bit secretive about her romantic interests.

Red All E-Z was fortunate enough to snap pics of a number of Guru's love interests. Notice the trend??? Yep, all buffed dedicated athletes as well. The average man has no chance.

Shrunken Heads

2007-08-27T08:31:00.001-05:00

Kelly Bean

2007-08-24T00:11:00.000-05:00

Not sure what's happened to our favorite multi-sport athlete Kelly Bean. But, judging from this pic, she's about to go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Is it the stress of Wisconsin looming in her conscious/subconscious? Or, is the the twisted thought of Chelly that is making her so crazy? Either way, she has RedAllE-ZGuy's support 100%. I'm here for you baby!!!

Tour de Rita

2007-08-23T23:51:00.000-05:00

One of the most competitive bike outings I've had did not involve the Sugar Cycles road crew and their abundance of moose knuckles, but a collection of friends riding bar to bar downing margaritas. The Tour de Rita spanned Cyclones - Molinas - El Tiempo. It was a great Sunday afternoon featuring lots of buffed dudes, incredibly hot women, and old school mountain bikes. Great times!!!

Linked

2007-08-23T11:21:00.001-05:00

I'm pumped - I'm now linked from the infamous pinkgurugal blog. If you haven't read/seen the pinkgurugal page, it's chalked full of very detailed information regarding the 007 tri commune and its members. I see a lot of similarities between the 007 commune and David Koresh and his branch davidians. Here's a pic of the tri commune leader acosting a random davidian...

America's Got Talent Grand Finale - Creepy Puppeteer Wins

2007-08-22T16:40:00.000-05:00

If you were busy, or fortunate enough not to have known it was on, last night, you missed the grand finale of America's Got Talent. The show was chalked full of talent. From a beat-boxin' American Idol runner-up Blake clone named Butterscotch to Boy Shakira, this show had it all. In the end, a puppeteer would reign supreme. Yes, cinching the deal with a puppet duet featuring Kermit the Frog, the puppeteer has been chosen as America's most talanted person and has been awarded a check for $1,000,000. Costa Rica sounds like a nice place to live.

Serpent sighting

2007-08-22T11:26:00.000-05:00

As children, we all heard tales of bigfoot, the lochness monster, etc - scary stuff. Even more frightening is the tale of the serpent w*****. This beast has been spotted on numerous occasions recently in the Houston area. The first sighting was at a local mexican restaurant. The second sighting was near Galveston about a week ago. Coincidentally, a KHOU news crew was on site covering a local government cover up story and was able to snap a pic(see below). The poor sap in the rowboat had no idea what lurked below.

Day one, Bizarro Blog

2007-08-21T22:55:00.000-05:00

I'm the RedAllE-ZGuy. I'm known by many names but that's the one we're sticking with in this forum. I'm a compulsive guy... not as compulsive as PinkGuruGal, but none the less compulsive. I'd like to send out a blanket "sorry" for those who may and will be offended by my postings. Thanks to PinkGuruGal for the blog inspiration. And big ups to the serpent for helping get my street paved.

Please enjoy the pic of my Red AllE-Z. I averaged 44.7 mph in this particular race. Note the aero helmet.